BIRTHDAY
Birthday cards from heartfelt to hilarious. Here is a collection that covers everything from family members to that special someone, co-workers and the birthday you forgot. Something for everyone.
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This is no day for a dumbass salad. Happy Birthday -
When I was young I was a poor golfer...but after years of play and practice, I am no longer young. Happy Birthday! -
Feeling stressed about another birthday is actually good for you...according to a study I just made up. Happy Birthday -
Some people seem to have aged like fine wine. I aged like milk. I got sour and chunky. Happy Birthday -
Your life is made up of two dates and a dash...make the most of the dash. Happy Birthday -
Wishing you a REALLY GROOVY birthday, man! -
When I was in high school, I was so excited to become a senior. I'm not too excited now. Happy Birthday -
We heard there was cake! Happy Birthday -
Sorry we said you're old...we thought you knew. Happy Birthday -
One minute you're young and fun and the next minute you're predicting the weather with your bad knee -
May you live to be so old that your driving terrifies people - Happy Birthday -
Life is short, smile while you still have teeth - Happy Birthday -
Is it just me or have you had a lot of birthdays? -
I see no good reason to act my age - Happy Birthday -
Happy Birthday! One year closer to granny panties -
Happy Birthday to my Badass Bestie -
Happy Birthday - You don't look a day over 69 -
HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! -
Dang! How many birthdays can one person have? -
Been trying to remember what I forgot and realized it was your birthday - Happy Belated Birthday
