Today's to-do list: Bark up the wrong tree. Put all my eggs in one basket...

Turns out I'm not an afternoon person either

We heard there was cake! Happy Birthday

When I was in high school, I was so excited to become a senior. I'm not too excited now. Happy Birthday

When I was young I was a poor golfer...but after years of play and practice, I am no longer young. Happy Birthday!

When someone tells you not to stir the pot...but you know you are going to stir the pot

When you can't look on the bright side, I will sit with you in the dark

Wishing you a REALLY GROOVY birthday, man!

Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings we simply continue to fly...on a broomstick. We're flexible like that.

You are definitely my favorite person of all time in the history of forever

You are only rich when you have something that money can't buy

You'll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you

You're pregnant AGAIN?!!? Um...I mean...Congratulations!

Your life is made up of two dates and a dash...make the most of the dash. Happy Birthday