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Missing them is easy. The hard part is everything else. With deepest sympathy -
My sister has the best sister -
My whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment -
Never underestimate the power of a hissy fit -
Oh, honey, I don't take orders...I barely take suggestions -
One minute you're young and fun and the next minute you're predicting the weather with your bad knee -
She meant to behave, but there were so many other options -
Some days you feel skinny, but some days you feel like a busted can of biscuits -
Some people seem to have aged like fine wine. I aged like milk. I got sour and chunky. Happy Birthday -
Sometimes I open my mouth and my mother comes out -
Sorry we said you're old...we thought you knew. Happy Birthday -
Sorry, I can't hear you over the volume of my hair -
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy -
These are the good 'ole days -
This is no day for a dumbass salad. Happy Birthday -
Through the years, through the joys and tears, it was always you. Happy Anniversary -
Today I'm letting my inner diva out...y'all better stand back -
Turns out I'm not an afternoon person either -
We heard there was cake! Happy Birthday -
When I was in high school, I was so excited to become a senior. I'm not too excited now. Happy Birthday -
When I was young I was a poor golfer...but after years of play and practice, I am no longer young. Happy Birthday! -
When you can't look on the bright side, I will sit with you in the dark -
Wishing you a REALLY GROOVY birthday, man! -
Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings we simply continue to fly...on a broomstick. We're flexible like that.
