Here's to the memories we're about to make

Hi there! My name's Stopthat. Sometimes they call me Getbackhere.

How can I control my life when I can't even control my hair

I am sweet, lovable, shy and innocent...oh stop laughing

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was blaming you.

I don't have ducks in a row. I have squirrels and they are everywhere

I don't have to be a great cook. I'm a trophy wife

I hate it when healthy me does the grocery shopping because now chubby me needs a snack

I love how we don't have to say out loud that I'm your favorite child (boy)

I love how we don't have to say out loud that I'm your favorite child (girl)

I love people who walk around having no idea how wonderful they are and just make the world a better place

I see no good reason to act my age - Happy Birthday

I thought about being nice today...and it's the thought that counts

I wanted a puppy. My husband didn't want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.

I'll get over it, I just have to be dramatic first

I'm not bossy. I just have leadership skills.

I'm perfect. You adjust.

I'm so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up and subtitles come out of my face

ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM!

If ever you see me and I'm upset just know that nothing is really wrong. I'm a spoiled brat and I probably just didn't get my way

If my mouth doesn't say it, my face definitely will

If you've ever given birth to a boy then you have, indeed, grown a pair

Is it just me or have you had a lot of birthdays?